Friday, June 8, 2007

Thou shalt always kill

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrett in vain.
Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a pedophile - Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thou shalt not stop likin' a band just 'cause they`ve 'come popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products, thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend`s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants - use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out, just cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you`re never gonna fucking talk to.

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles - Were just a band.
Led Zepplin - Just a band.
The Beach Boys - Just a band.
The Sex Pistols - Just a band.
The Clash - Just a band.
Crass - Just a band.
Minor Threat - Just a band.
The Cure - Were just a band.
The Smiths - Just a band.
Nirvana - Just a band.
The Pixies - Just a band.
Oasis - Just a band.
Radiohead - They're just a band.
Bloc Party - Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys - Just a band.
The Next Big Thing - Just a band!

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say Hey thou shalt not say Ho.
When I say Hip thou shalt not say Hop.
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise - kill me.

[Ah, forgot where I was, hang on]

Thou shalt not quote Me Happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word :Phoenix  P-H-E-O-N-I-X, not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at club last night by saying :Is it.
Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always, thou shalt always... kill.




Dan le Sac

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Jack Rider was here...

    orasul meu s-a nascut ca un copil frumos. era mic. dar asta e normal la copii. era atat de mic incat avea o singura strada . dar asta nu il deranja, el era mandru de strada lui. era sanatos.
    copilul asta insa si-a pierdut parinti. nu a fost adoptat. a fost preluat. a fost tuns. ingrozitor de urat. apoi s-au pompat in el vitaminele unei cresteri artificiale. i-au fost bagate pe gat pe rand: fabricile megalitice, cartierele dormitoare si monumente cu scop precis. copilul a crescut. din pacate adolescenta lui a fost inlocuita cu o maturitate falsa.
    orasul acesta nu va fi niciodata matur in adevaratul sens al cuvantului.
    
    acum fabricile nu mai sunt. muncitorii isi deschid cu spor buticuri. pleaca in provincie la sfarsit de saptamana. asta e un lucru bun.
    el este un om cu varsta nedefinita, ce a fost insa un copil frumos. trasaturile acestea nu dispar niciodata.

    ce cald e insa.



jack.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

pig`s bus stop

    … always saw the pig as a very aerodynamic being. turns out it’s one of the things most likely not to fly… geesh… I guess I was wrong.
    sitting on the bus was I today. bus just goes on and on. it doesn`t stop in any bus stops. it`s a fucking cab by now… thought for a moment I got on the express line. it`s just the one I usually take. my stop is coming up. what`s he gonna?

    it stops.



jack

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

to give?

“And the Good Samaritan, he's dressing
He's getting ready for the show”

Bob Dylan – Desolation Row



     you have to know how to give… it`s even more important then giving…
we all give one way or the other… I mean… most of us do.  I believe in a vast majority of givers. I give because I feel bad… guilty.  should I give just because I feel the need to give?
     do I have to?
     you know… giving could very well just be one self inflicted… how should I put it… moral steroid.



      I`ll try not to give anything for a while. maybe that`s just better.


jack

Wellcome ladies and boys


Hello there boys and ladies!

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